one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.
MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way
At first I didn’t want to reblog this because of the first one.
And then I saw the others.
THAT LAST ONE THO
It becomes too nonsensical NOT to reblog this xD
…How would Toph even know what’s going on?
Lost it at the cabbage man, omfg.
this one still wins, though, sorry